Friday, June 1, 2007

Conversation between programmer and his wife

Wife : Have you brought the groceryHusband: Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning!Husband : Syntax Error. Abort
Wife: What about my new TVHusband : Variable not found….
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funnyHusband : Too many parameters….
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.Husband : data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.Husband : It’s by default.
Wife: What about your SalaryHusband : File in use …. Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the familyHusband : Unknown Virus

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